Post what you'd really like to say.
Carey and I were talking about things we'd really like to say to people but would inevitably get banned.
Something similar was done on another board I used to visit. It was a PG-13 board and you couldn't even get away with adding the v into fuck to make it fvck. So it was pretty tame. The responses though were hilarious. It was basically done in the form of writing a letter to someone you can't stand and letting them know what you really think. A couple of the responses were more admissions. For instance, one woman wrote to her fiance something along the lines of:
Dear Fiance:
When you were taking the dining room furniture into the basement and you asked how one of the cushions got ruined, I lied and said I didn't know. I do know and it was me.
When you called tonight, I am not doing laundry as I told you I was. I am playing on the computer.
I know you were hiding my wedding band so I couldn't wear it before we got married. I found it and well, I have it on right now :)
Love, your future bride.
What would your admission or 'going out with a blaze of glory' post be? I am going to have to temper what I sent Carey as it's a little harsh. It invovled a reglious based enema. *snort*
NOTE: I will post pictures of Bear on Monday. Wish us luck and a safe and uneventful flight for him.
posted by thndrkttn @ 2:42 PM
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23 Comments:
I still love the religious enema. *snort* I keep giggling about that.
I can't post most of mine here because they were very specifically aimed at certain people and there is no question who they are based on what I wrote to you. LOL.
Let's just say there would be a lot of name calling, lots of "fucks, fuck you, fuck offs"
And because I really like to offend when I go out in a blaze of glory, there would be a lot of sexual accusations. *grin*
There would be just about nothing PG-13 about my post and I would certainly get banned and my post would be removed.
Can't wait to see pics of Bear. *smooch*
I do have to say that writing my stuff to you was rather cathartic though. It felt good to say the things that I did without reprocussions. *smooch*
I'll have to think about that one quite a bit.
But I wanted to say, Good luck with Bear! Give him a smooch from me. Be safe.
Thanks Glowie. Part of the reason we flew him at night was to keep him cool and he would normally be sleeping at that time. Poor thing is going to be sooo confused.
I have no blazing glory letter but I do want to wish you all good luck with Bear. He's one lucky doggie!
My blaze of glory post has eight swear words. Hmmmmm. I think I need to rewrite. Any good BOGP (blaze of glory post) should have at least 10.
Hiya Nookie!
Carey- I'll give you directions.
I love directions.
Oh, you meant to your office.
My goodness Carey. Does your mind ever leave the gutter? LOL!
Over here, no a little more to the...oh yeah. That's it. *sigh*
How can it leave the gutter if you keep making remarks like that? Oh my. *giggle*
Hmmm, blaze of glory post. Well, right now, my blaze of glory post would go to BW (bitch wife). I don't want to post it, it'll just make me angry again. Okay, here's my OT blaze of glory post. It may need work:
Hey you, I'm really irritated and I am sending you this harshly worded post with strong language so that you know how I feel!
I hope it annoys you! Grr. You are bad! And I think you are wrong! I hope you wake up in the morning and butter the wrong side of your toast. That will teach you a lesson. As I said...
Grrr.
I counted 12 swear words in mine. I must have been in a good mood because I can come up with way more than 12. Pretty pathetic. I'll need to edit because I found at least 7 more places that were swear word appropriate.
Yikes, MTW sounds scary when he's mad! ;-)
If you allowed anonymous comments, I could really do some confessions here. *grin*
Oh no, we don't want that side to come out. Do we? Stop it? Shut up?
Better now.
I love the doggie and wish you luck!
Lol on the BOG post idea. I never did that when I wandered off fully fed up. I took my frustrations out on Julie Chen instead. Quite cathartic. (This was in the finale summary for BB last year. Webby cleaned it up for the officially linked summary but I think the original is still intact in Bashers somewhere.)
I am not one to get mad. I prefer to get even. And I am very willing to cuss people out in absentia, but rarely to their face. I get too emotional and wind up looking/acting pathetic.
I'm like Swami. I get emotional and look pathetic. Unfortunately though, I don't do it in absentia which usually makes it even worse.
Dear K,
You get to have a peep meet in November. Can't you create a new coffee club with the peeps you meet then?
Carey
Michelle told me yesterday that she wouldn't mind if I got out the Swiffer thingy and used it. I laughed because this was just discussed around here yesterday. I told her I was allergic to the solution that is used in it so I couldn't use it. But I did vacuum the carpet.
LOL at the Swiffer!
I think I shall create a new drinking club in November. :-)
OH.MY.GAWD.
Nookie drops the f bomb? WTF? My image of you is totally blown.
thndrkttn <----as shocked as Nookie was over on Arkie's blog.
But it aslo gives me wicked gigglepants seeing you swear. *giggle*
I'm a completely different person when I get shafted on my food LOL.
LOL at Kim :-)
*giggles with T-Kit cause it's fun to swear*
Nookie is very cute when she swears. *giggle*
I usually write my blaze of glory stuff on my blog because I know that I won't get banned from my own blog.
I would never have one of those kind of posts, because I love everyone and value everyone's point of view.
OK, that's enough bullshit. *grin*
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