Gaslighting is real...

...and I am TIRED of it. You throwing tantrum after tantrum--for 17 years over stupid shit does not make it my fault when I get tired of it. And then you blaming me saying it's *my* fault for *you* reacting that way in a certain situation? You threw a fit about where we were seated for brunch on our vacation. You stomped in there saying "If I don't get breakfast, I am going to be pissed." When I try to rectify the situation every way I can, you tell me it's all my fault. This is after you sat on the couch drinking coffee for a 1/2 hour past when we said we were leaving for brunch. Are you kidding me? Not today, Prick. Not today.